While playing Soccer last weekend, Wanker fractured his fibula. I thought it would've been more humane to shoot him and save us the trouble of having to take care of him, but PETA claims that even Wanker's have rights.

So rather then put him down, I was forced (there was free Heinekan involved is all I can say) to move Wanker's rig down stairs, along side his couch and connect it to his massive, 52" LCD TV. While I lost one of the best Doritto players in the Midwest, I did gain a new Healer for WOW!